Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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