she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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