My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i dont even know how to be here
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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