Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I smell stomach acid.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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