I'm drive I can fine osifer
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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