So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize