I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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