She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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