first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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