You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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