I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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