I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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