Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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