I wannas sexs uuuuu
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
