sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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