i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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