People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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