therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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