My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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