I only kidnapped one of them. chill
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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