Who wears a wallet chain?!
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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