There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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