She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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