I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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