help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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