she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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