I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Everything about him screamed your future.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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