dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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