Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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