so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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