just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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