Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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