3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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