I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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