I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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