why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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