i would punch a child for taco bell
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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