question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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