I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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