For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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