Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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