Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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