Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize