No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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