You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
she pinky promised me she was 18
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I'm bleeding and have questions
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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