Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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