i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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