She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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