Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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