do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am spending my child support on dildos
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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