I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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