My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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