Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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