yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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