We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Just high enough for therapy.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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